Everything I need to know in life, I learned from Bugs Bunny

The following was found during a chat room conversation with a writer who called themself Shoop – It made me laugh well yet it is all so real-life and I thought some of you might enjoy it too. 

Yosemite Sam is the one to look to when you have anger management issues.

Yosemiti Sam 1. When you want to swear but can’t, be like Sam and utter some nonsense instead!!! Sam favors things like “Sassafrassin’ rickin’ hossa frappin'”, but that is just to be used as a guide line. Don’t be afraid to get creative. Steal liberally from movies, song lyrics (scat works well), or babbling babies. Some of my favorite non-explatives include “Mother Puss Buckets !”, “Caca Poopie !”, “Son of a Motherless Goat!”, and the ever popular “POOK !”.

Sometimes they call me back

Mark Sanders of Nature King Pest Management in Dallas, TX

There’s a good feeling to be had when a client calls me after 6-7 years of accepting the keys to their website.

My business model doesn’t tie a person to me. Unless a client asks for ongoing service, I arrange things for a one time fee, build the site and hand them the keys. Monthly fees going forward this way are as low as $7 per month on my smallest server package.