Sometimes I have to restrain myself while listening to an excited person explain how they got a ‘great deal on online advertising’ promising to display their link on a page seen 50,000 times per month.
Once they’ve signed the contract, the money is gone and it’s too late to help them realize they can Target their Advertising and get much more success.
For example: I am using images in this post for Duncan OK Foods, LLC in Duncan. He has an online catalog to serve the nation but he also sells Duncan’s Own Four Seasonings locally in Duncan and Marlow.
In the beginning, this website was built with numerous features for people to express what they like about Duncan. The laughter and obtuse comments to come of that plan surprised me a bit with some suggesting that perhaps I should start a section on what you don’t like.
I had to finally admit that I am biased on this subject. My rosy glasses are rather thick and I came here at first from a rather stressful situation. This was my weekend get-away to find some peace.
This past couple weeks have brought back some fun memories for me. I’ve been working in the public again. In this case, seeing a new face in front of me about every 60 seconds for 4-5 hours straight while I scanned and bagged their groceries. It makes the average person laugh to learn how much I care when it comes to serving others, but what the hell, I like making people laugh too and I’m not the only one like this.
The following was found during a chat room conversation with a writer who called themself Shoop – It made me laugh well yet it is all so real-life and I thought some of you might enjoy it too.
Yosemite Sam is the one to look to when you have anger management issues.
1. When you want to swear but can’t, be like Sam and utter some nonsense instead!!! Sam favors things like “Sassafrassin’ rickin’ hossa frappin'”, but that is just to be used as a guide line. Don’t be afraid to get creative. Steal liberally from movies, song lyrics (scat works well), or babbling babies. Some of my favorite non-explatives include “Mother Puss Buckets !”, “Caca Poopie !”, “Son of a Motherless Goat!”, and the ever popular “POOK !”.
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Everything I need to know in life, I learned from Bugs Bunny
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